Phir Hera Pheri

2010-12-07T03:26:00.000-08:00

Phir Hera Pheri (Hindi: फिर हेरा फेरी) is an Indian Bollywood film released in 2006.

The movie stars the three men from the previous film: Akshay Kumar, Paresh Rawal and Suniel Shetty. Bipasha Basu and Rimi Sen are the leading ladies of the film. The movie released on 9 June 2006. The movie was inspired from Guy Ritchie 's Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and was great success

Second Trip To matheran

2010-10-30T22:02:00.000-07:00

This time the plan was from Dipak Ojha we had made the plan it kept on postponing one day we finaly made it Gr8 it was a sudden plan for a night out Mom,Varsha,dipak,ankita and Me set out to meet the destination it was late around 12 in the noon but once decided we have to move we left and reached thane from there to neral station as usual it was a boring journey.

The story Continues .............................

One Day Trip to Matheran

2008-02-27T03:52:00.000-08:00

One Day Trip to Matheran

Date: 23rd Feb. 2008 Place: Mumbai – Matheran – Mumbai

6:10am
Here We Go Go Gooo! My cellphone rings. Tring! Tring! It’s Satyendra on call, says that he’s leaving from his home (andheri) and will catch me at Bandra St. on which I told him to leave after 10mins. Finally he called and said that he’s catching the 6:38am Dadar train. I caught him at bandra @ 6:44pm. We started discussing whether we will be able to catch the Karjat Train from dadar @ 7:03am?

Puja and her sis, Ritu were at Kurla st from approx. 6:35am. (Pl. note the time she was at kurla) Indeed Satyendra n Me caught the train from Dadar. Train was crowded. Called Puja n said the train is about to reach at Kurla in the next 8mins ie 7:11am. Also told her get in the Ladies as the Men’s compartment is very crowded.

Jokes apart Get Serious! AND PUJA MISSED THE TRAIN inspite of coming at 6:35am at Kurla st. She was found standing at the wrong platform. Ha ha a sardar coming on time but still not catching the Train. Didn’t even bother to ask whether she is on the right platform. We now decided to get off @ Kalyan where Vidya was gonna join us. The train in which we were in started getting stuffed with people on people. In the mean while, Puja followed us from behind. We inform Joshua that Puja n sis. Have missed the train so calm down as he had just got up.

8:00am
Satyendra n Me now put our foot down at Kalyan, where vidya was supposed to reach, but she took at lightly n came later. There comes Puja n Ritu at Kalyan explain the crap that she is not to blame for missing the Train. Then whom to blame? Vidya comes after some 20-25mins after which Joshua followed in. So the total was Sayendra, Puja, Ritu, Vidya, Joshua & Me. Sudhir was meeting us at the junction of Matheran n Neral St.

9:00am
Train was running late. Finally we all squeezed into the train, headed to Khopoli. Vidya dare devil didn’t even let people get down from the train pushing n pulling. But we all were inside. After about 45-50mins we reached Neral, Our first destination. On our way Sudhir had called to say that he’s headed back home as someone in the family had met with an accident. So it was left to the SIX OF US. It was also found that Preetam Joshi, Vidya’s…….. was calling off-n-on keeping a check where’s His Vidya.

10am
Ritu n Vidya started, we wanna go in Toy train. But we decided to go my Cab (Rs. 50/person) Satyendra decided to have a Good breakfast before we catch the cab. After the meal we caught the Maruti OMNI to the Hilly climb to Matheran.

11am approx.
REACHED! Entrance fee of Rs. 25/person. Here We GO Again! Walk Walk n only Walk, is what doctor had ordered in Matheran. It was a 30-45mins walk to Matheran market. Started the photo session as we walked up, followed the railway tracks as it would be shorter. It was found that the 3 guys peed their way up Captured some nice snaps before reaching the Market. Bought some kairi where the monkeys seemed to attach some of the people there. Even Joshua had the same. He wanted to eat something bitter, as we say in Hindi.

11:50am
Destination covered! Railway station of Matheran Was spotted. Had some gola along with something to eat. Gals wanted to buy some crazy caps. Removed the snaps n didn’t buy the caps. Satyendra bought an Awesome Jet Black Velvet Hat. We had spotted a Chic in White hat, which looked stunning. I had been to Matheran number of times, so could blur out some hazy picture. And said there some point there below, wanna go.

YES! Was the call. Went there spotted a couple seated there. Dare devils Satyendra n Joshua’s head was just above my shoe level. Scary! Even Puja stepped a few foot downwards. Snaps were captured. Saytendra n me walked back a bit fast may be were deciding the route to talk ahead, when the rest took some 5-10mins mins to come back to the main road. We questioned which directions goes where, to a local man. One route was heading to the Lake which he said 3hrs walking (I knew it wasn’t that far.) We took the road head to some other spots.

Came to a junction where we need to decide which route we now take. Decided a Journey began to the points of Matheran. Spotted a way yet again to the Lake, decided will take it on our way back. A 35+ couple was heading in the opposite direction when we over heard the female telling the man, “Open the Ass, then put the Bamboo in! This is what I Do all the Time”. We three guys had a gr8 Ha Ha Ha! at it.

Reached some Shivaji Chowk And decided to take the Rambag Point. Destination discovered. Satyendra n Joshua again step down to the wire a discovered that there was a way right down the mountain. Also came a small kid to play the game on which to get to drop the glass with a rubber ball, at Rs. 10/- Also joined the game was a group of friends, who dropped the glass tower in 3 goes. He was entitled to get a pack of Biscuits. But the Host of the game had no biscuits and refused to take the money. Yet the boys paid him and said, NO problem, but keep the money as we had a gr8 time. We sat down on n near the tree for quite some time. We now headed back when we cut thru tree n dry leaves. I spotted the crematorium n the Parsi, Rest in Peace. Then remembered the Matheran race course is very close, and head to that, before which we gathered some snaps.

Was Red Heat at the Race course with that Sunlight over our heads. Took shelter removed some snaps from the back side over the steps. Took some rest and a walk back to the Shivaji Chowk.

Reached the shivaji chowk n Ritu was so tired that she wanted to rest yet gain after that long walk back. Spotted a board which read the Matheran Map, we then decided now we can have a Sun bath at the Lake of Matheran. It was time in put the leg in the Lake water, as we now were at the opposite end of the Lake. We also spotted some snap of a Devi on which I said lets head a bit close, when Puja argued that on your on going. WHY? I said. Is there some Ghost around… HUGAA BUGAA!!! I said…. We all had a Good Time over it…making it the Dialogue of the Day. Joshua n satyendra, The rescue team had now rescued a butterfly from the shallow waters of the Lake.

Now we were dead in hunger. Head to the front side of the lake, where we could get something to eat. Order some pav bhaji some Sev puri n Dahi puri along with sugar cane juices n Thumbs up. The pav bhagi was bad, but the Sev Puri n the dahi puri was so good that a Monkey came right next to Satyendra’s plate to pick a piece from it! Screen of the Day! Spotted some Chic’s around the place. Also the one in white hat was again seen around the place.

4pm
The gals wanted to get to the rest room. Got hold of the place soon. We now head to the Lord’s point From here we spotted the V-shaped n the Monkey head Mountains. Here we moved on ahead towards an unknown destination. Joshua, Satyendra n Me, when we screamed out to the rest to head back there’s nothing we our coming back. WE are not normal so head again thru dry leaves n trees. It proved it’s a short cut as we had gone way head from Lord’s point & reached the Temple right next to the Lake. We had to scream out to Puja, to get back up to the lake.

From the front end of the Lake, we now headed to the track of a set of 12points before which we sat again near the lake. The 2 gals Vidya n Ritu were looking like a pair of couples with Pandit, Joshua at the water level below. The rest of us sat along the banks of the lake, Satyendra with a cup of Tea. We started the journey to the set of 12pts. We now decided to go to some other route as Joshua saw some rope way there. As we walk, it clicked to me hey this is tht SUCIDE Point where are no railings nothing, a straight valley down. A Point of no return. Watch your Step guys! Here clicked some we clicked some good snaps including the Titanic pose n lying on the ground types. Also headed back we clicked Joshua from the back, It was stinging.

5pm approx.
We now decided to head to the sunset point as it was quite far off. Vidya fell off. She seemed to be tired. Now she wanted a Horse ride, but it was found to be expensive. We reached a place, Sanjay’s hotel deciding the point to head now. We dropped the plan of going to echo point as the sun was about to set. SO Let go… Sunset point. Spotted Mini echo n Honeymoon point 2mins away. We decided to take that. Yes! The echo was heard but why the name Honeymoon? Here Joshua bought a map of Matheran & we had some polo’s – A mint with a Hole.

6pm approx
SUNSET POINT IN OUR CONTROL GUYS!!!!!! We saw the place n decided to have the final rest down on the mountains. Did mention mountains? It’s the Tip of the Mountain Extreme edge. Satyendra was found fishing at the top of the mountain even. Keep guessing how? Our hero also was clicked by a foreign group thru his digicam. The Sun came setting down. But the atmosphere was not that clear. Very hazy pictures. We now had a Tri-murthi snap, but wait it was Puja at the centre with Joshua n Saytendra at the two sides. We finally got the pic of the 3 guys in tri-murthi style. Finally the Sun was now a strip from the centre , before which the sunset set completely.

We now clicked the finally moment of the point by we three guys legs facing the mountain tips, side pose and push ups pose. Satyendra had clicked an awesome side pose of mine too. Time to eat some Wada-pav n sandwiches before leaving the place.

7pm
It was known that the market with take some 30mins from here. It was getting dark with Ritu getting a bit frightened of the surroundings. No one ahead & no one behind, we started are ghost stories, when I remembered My Suniana. Ritu filled her place, Stop it. Vidya said, no street lights, we had a laugh when she only answered It’s load shedding. The mobile lights where now running in On mode. Now it time to head a right or a left in the dark roads of Matheran. Where do we go? I failed to captured Vidya’s n Ritu’s reactions as a recd a missed cal. Searching for the map that Joshua bought, Satyendra said it left, We reconfirmed with the horse n people coming from behind. There the lights came on, when Vidya said what so little lights.

Ritu that gal walked so slow the whole of Matheran, now dragging away Joshua n Vidya at a faster speed. We reached the market dot 7:30pm thanks to Ritu, her speed was tremendous. Its now head down the final moment of the red mud to the taxi stand. It was a minimum walk of say approx 45mins. We kept having Vidya n Ritu go along with Joshua with us behind. But Ritu n Vidya took him away. All of us stopped even with Vidya n Ritu go ahead, when they turned n checked why no noise from us. On our way down I was now clear that Ritu is shit scared of the dark.

Plan!!!!!!!!!!!
I walked like a Mickey mouse to her & caught her left Leg. There She SCREAMED!!!!! Guess what Vidya also screamed n left her hand in fear. Buy one Get one Free Types. Joshua No reaction. Ha Ha Ha went the 4 of us. Yet again after some time, I had a second go, But this time Its Vidya, She SCREAMED as I got both her legs. Jan a re………. she said, when within minutes I sprinkled my touch over her palm region with feared locked on her face.

8:00pm
Reached the Taxi stand. Had cool Besleri water. Off we go in the taxi, before which there was an argument within driver which taxi will go first. We had to squeeze in the normal taxi to get to Neral St. On the way down again we got the ghost stories, which at the end of it was found not to be one, but a Real act from Satyendra’s side. In Between Vidya kept on n on songs blowing from her cellphone to keep away from the story.

8:30pm
The train was to arrive at 8:56pm 2wards CST. We had come water, eatables, coffee. But the tea was not delivered on time, so we left it. Now we all caught the train, heading back to out respective homes with our RED Jeans n Shoe’s. An Action pack day comes to a Close with RED MUD.

10:20pm
This time satyendra n me were left heading back home from dadar. We decided to take the slow train as the virar train seemed to be over loaded with people. A couple also board the train with us, who argued at mahim when they got off. A bbye signal, I waved to Satyendra at bandra.

Got off n called to check with puja, when she was about to reached. Messed Sunaina n Kirti, when Kirti replied with a Shocking smile over my Face (she was online at night from home, on office lappy of her bro’s), over which I called her back, to close my day with a smile flowing over my lips.
--- Hiten Advani

जबलपुर

2007-05-23T04:33:00.000-07:00

WAH WAH Jabalpur ….
Woh Sadar ka sama, woh Fuhaware ki chaat,
Woh Chaupati ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat.
Woh Kamla ki mithai, woh Bhagwana ke dosa,
Woh Hot n Kool ki pav bhaji aur Sharma ka samosa.
Woh rikshaw ka suffer, woh Nehru Park ki hawa,
Woh Bhanwartal Park ki raunak & Ganesh Chowk ka sama.
Woh January ki kadake ki sardi, woh baarishon ke
mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te they paseeney.
Woh holi ki masti, woh doston ki toli,
Woh diwali ke patakhe aur janmashtmi ki roli
Woh Zamghat ki patange aur woh kabootar Bazi ka khel,
Woh ghar ki chat pe Cricket aur colony ke ladkon ka chaurahe pe meel.
Woh Narmada ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.
Woh Gorakhpur ki galiyan , woh HS ki ladkiyan.
Woh ICH ki Coffee jahan hum karte the smile.
Woh Naya Bazaar ,wo Tilwara ke dhabe
woh poorane jabalpur ke raaste ,jahan humne safar hain kaate .
Wo Ranitaal chauraha , wo Madan Mahal station………
Itna sab keh diya par dil kehta hai aur bhi kuch kahoon
wah jabalpur....

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